Working Girl

4:50 pm on Friday, July 20th, 2007

So I have gotten a job at a law firm. We are working on a case against the Army Corps of Engineers for the levees breaking during Katrina. Myself, I am sticking it to the Man by processing thousands of claims forms for twelve hours a day. It is exhausting, though I have developed various coping mechanisms. For example, I have been extracting maximum joy from names like Virgil Bienemy and Reginald Sprout. I also encountered a Hitler (first name), who was unfortunately born in 1937, when Adolf Hitler was merely that fellow with the funny mustache ignoring the Treaty of Versailles.

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