Stateside

6:27 pm on Friday, June 15th, 2007

I’m back in the U.S., and experiencing a rush of patriotism! This is unexpected.

Going through Customs used to be fun, back when I traveled with my family. I’d get to fill out the Important Form, while my dad would criticize my handwriting and generally give the impression that he’d talk or bribe us over the border no matter what. Now, however, I’m traveling alone, and it sure is lonely without habeas corpus.

On this particular flight back from Moscow I was entrusted with an imaging prototype from my family’s company. The device is simultaneously dangerous- and obscene-looking. I was really looking forward to trying to explain it to the authorities. My mom helpfully gave me a letter to help with the process. The letter refers to me as Anush (not my legal name) and is in English, so maybe I could have made a pretty boat out of it for Russian security, because it had virtually no other use.

So getting through Customs, security, and Baggage Control without any awkward conversations pretty much made my day, and then! The guy at passport control smiled and made small talk with me about what I was doing in Russia! It might have been a part of his job, a kind of Small Talk Terrorist Screening Protocol, but it completely made my day. Non-surly service personnel are why I love America.

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