Prohibitions

8:53 pm on Monday, May 21st, 2007

On the way to the airport, Dad lectured me on the perils I would face in the motherland and the long list of things I shouldn’t do, of varying degrees of unreasonableness.

    DO NOT:  (an abridged list) 

  1. Ride the metro
  2. Take taxis
  3. Lose my passport
  4. Eat street-vendor food
  5. Attract the attention of the authorities
  6. Smile

Smiling in Russia, especially in public places, is a cardinal sin.  Dad tells me he has been confronted on the subway twice for smiling too much.  Smiling is the mark of a foolish and deviant person who is up to no good.  My great-aunt, Guar, an extremely worldly and hilarious person, seconds the smiling prohibition.  She also tells me I need to cut down on the “Sorry” and “Excuse me,” since there is nothing to be sorry about, ever.  Guar possesses a certain kind of tenacious cheerfulness I greatly admire.

The view from my balcony:
view from my balcony

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