Independence-From-Ourselves Day

3:18 am on Monday, June 11th, 2007

Tomorrow (June 12) is Russia Day. I know this because my (Russian) cellphone company sent me a text message on the subject, which I hope they are not sneakily charging me for. Russia Day is not, for example, the day the first Russian Tsar was crowned, or the day Russia’s current territory was acquired. Russia Day is a celebration of Russia’s independence — from the Soviet Union. This is like every state except Rhode Island declaring their collective independence from the United States.

Russia completely wins in terms of holidays. Holidays that the U.S. should appropriate for my personal gain and/or comedic value:

  • International Women’s Day
  • Maslenitsa, or Pancake Week
  • Defender of the Fatherland Day

It rained a few days ago: Moscow in the rain (take two)

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