Mere seconds ago I was the victim of the creepiest phone call known to man. This phone call was not only creepy but also ingenious: the perpetrator made use of a phone relay service. It would have been even more clever to pretend to be a phone relay operator, but I think that part at least was legit, since the number used is owned by the same company that offers a free phone relay service. At any rate, that was unpleasant. I pity phone relay operators so very much.