I’ve been listening to Sufjan Stevens lately, thanks to Etan who stole my zeedonk (Equus zeedonkus). Today was kind of a crap day but all that means is tomorrow is guaranteed to be better. I have successfully reached a sort of zen through the intake of coffee, Economics, and Cake.
In Speech class we are giving five-minute presentations on anything, so I am going to be talking about evolution. Veronica Miller will be giving the Creationism speech. Veronica is a nice person who thinks Bushisms are adorable, rather than terrifying. Our point-counterpoint should be interesting. I hope I can convince people / keep a straight face.
Great thing #5: the meta-poll.
I know I looked ridiculous, that makes it all the funner.
Cake the food or the band?
NOOOO! I can’t believe you ate Cake! They had so many decent singles ahead of them…
The meta-poll blew my mind. I am TOTALLY for it.
Cake the band! Most kinds of cake the cake are against my religion right now =/
I was afraid you’d say that
i bought their newest CD in an inebriated stupor caused by listening to No Phone and other mindless droning, and i have a newfound distaste for all things cake.
goodness, they piss me off.
any band that tries to ride on their success by releasing a halfbaked album, and then having the mind to slap on a “MPAA don’t steal our music we’re broke” sticker needs to have their fingers broken, and a hot iron shoved down their throats. maybe hedgehogs down the pants too, but i’d worry about the hedgehog.
-bilal who is angry with Cake.
geez! but they have made good music in the past, and so deserve to live.
Cake is good. So is cake.
Especially cheesecake. Mmmm…
you know, i think caketheband is unfairly using the word cake priming cake lovers to like them more, without even knowing who they are. That is deceitful.
Cakes should take them to court for dirtying their name. I don’t know if there is a guild of cake, or a union or something.
-BG
cheesecake? dude, etan, have you ever started eating right and exercising, till you come upon this point where whenever you eat something unhealthy, your body recognizes it and starts a gag reflex, like, nononoo, this is baaaaad, anyway i don’t like cheesecake anymore, i feel like i’m putting a wad of flavoured crisco in my mouth,
though i like pie, lots of pumpkin pie, oooh pecan pie, yes, and apple, im not so sure about cherry you know what i should start a band called pie, funny i should mention that because mike and i wrote a song together called pi(e) about two things we love, 3.14159… and pie, duude, oh man i have math today i’m so behind, but were finally doing real scenarios, did you know the average human body hits terminal velocity at about 120 miles an hour, but the max is somewhere around 700, i’m surprized he didn’t black out and wind up a slap dirtying the earth, you know scavengers are alot like natures cleaneruppers, who else would eat that crap, i’m sort of like a scavanger, i hate putting food away, so i eat it, man eating is such a good thing, so is dreaming, hey you know i’m so glad i wasn’t ever stopped for speeding but i was stopped once for a broken tail light that i probably should go fix but the car wont turn on anymore because the feul pump is clogged like your arteries will get if you eat too much cheesecake, so comeon etan, be wise,
cheesecake is expensive too
-bilalGhalib.idiot();