Through clever use of titles, I am now once again the top Google hit for Anush!

Jason’s home for the holidays. I am excited about this, and will probably be a dork.

I have a list of holiday things to do tacked up on my wall, and it’ll be interesting to see if any of that actually goes down. Recently I have found myself making to-do lists compulsively as an attempt to get myself to do things. The lists are usually titled things like THINGS FOR YOU (STUPID) TO DO and DO THIS NOW OMG !!!1!. They never work. The most recent one (YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS STUFF, OK?) is trying to make me do World Area Studies and apply to Yale/Princeton. I am applying to Yale/Princeton on the grounds that telling people “I’m going to Plan II!” (and receiving a clueless response) is less satisfying than “Yale/Princeton accepted me, but I’m going to Plan II out of fiscal responsibility and a touching desire to stay near my parentals!”

The comment function appears to be broken. I’m on it, sort of. A million thanks to Ryan, the eternally vigilant, who let me know.