Some public announcements: first off, my friends are not substance abusers. This may not be immediately apparent from the comments at this place, but really (to my knowledge) no one I know does . Not many . Not many bad . Also, I will be writing more as I find time. Most of this writing will be stupid raving about debate, which I am getting increasingly excited about.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: best play ever. I love it, I love it. There’s also a brilliant movie, which isn’t out on DVD, which proves there is no God or else he’s lame. Mormons also conclusively disprove God. I don’t respect Mormons at all. You can’t Americanize Jesus!
I think the key to my new policy of maximum writage is to keep typing until sentences appear magically out of the ether. I wish I were more mysterious. I wish I had better hair.
A few points:
-Define ’substance abuse.’ If caffeine counts, I think you may have to rethink your statement.
-I’ve been meanign to rent that (on VHS, sigh), as I’ve heard nothing but outstanding reviews.
-I think there are better ways of disproving God than the existance of Mormons, but I suppose the particularly outlandish nature of your… theological refutation makes it somehow less offensive, or something like that. Sort of like saying “all Australians should die” would likely be far less offensive to most than, say, “all [insert common ethnic group here]s should die.”
-I’m posting primarily because I can, with nothing useful to add to the discussion.
I wish i had facial hair.
i want something stupid to call my own…really. It’d make me happy.
Facial hair is da bomb!
do you have the vhs? can I make a copy? if the answers to this are “yes,no”, be aware that I will send many millions of black-ops teams to your house to steal this vhs. They will succeed.
No, but Fort has one. Dibs.
NYQUIL IS NOT A DRUG
DAYQUIL made my sister dizzy and feel like her eyes were attached to springs and that she could fly off of a balcony….. where is this whole substance abuse accusation business coming from?
-Avi