Why does everyone like monkeys so much? ‘Monkey’ is practically an epithet now. I don’t understand it. Monkeys are not funny. They are awful and wrinkly, like that one guy who died.
I have been unable to do anything at all today. I am fleshy human lump.
monkeys are pseudo-humans. and humans like making fun of lesser humans. Monkeys make fun of themselves. ergo people like monkeys.
I am sure there are other more interesting [read: long winded] historical and pathological roots for what will henceforth be known as the “monkey psychosis” but I am equally sure that they are very, very scary.
not all monkeys are wrinkly.
also:
http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/monkey-with-dog.jpg
http://www.photo.net/cr/baru-monkey-57.jpg
http://www.eeeee.net/monkey.jpg
http://pel.cs.byu.edu/~alen/monkey/monkeyPics/marmoset.jpg
ps when i was looking for pictures of the newly found world’s smallest primate, i searched under “small primate” and within the first two pages there were two or three pictures of an archbishop and also the pope… wtf?
rofl. The Pope is, in fact, the world’s smallest primate. The hat just makes him look normal sized.
I’m glad you don’t find monkeys funny, because they belond in zoos, and not Bill Baher dvds.
Smelling their own crap is getting a couple thousand years old now, and jesus demands more.
Now, back to the party.
You’ll like this
check out the one where his arms grow into a cross
http://www.711.net/gospel/doyouknow.html