Sad story: was slouching in bed doing Statistics homework when mom brought orange spice tea, which was pleasant. Brief happiness was cruelly cut short when bug flew into (nearly full) cup of tea, immediately ruining both tea and mood. Bright side: that bug is dead.
12:40 am on Thursday, September 30th, 2004
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Sigh! My school has a pleasant courtyard to eat lunch in, but it’s all fulla bees that fly in everything. They swarm anyone who even thinks about taking out something sugary. I wish there were some way of getting them to leave that didn’t involve nervegas… but at this point, killing them all is starting to sound like an okay solution.
I feel a little sorry for them, though. When I warned my friend that one was crawling around in her empty yogurt container, she sealed the lid over it and threw it in the trash to die a slow painful death of dehydration and/or asphyxiation! How cruel!
hire a fancy, high-priced lawer to issue them a cease and desist order, with the implication of swift and complete anihillation should they refuse. I find this tends to solve most of my problems.
it’s true. he did it to me once when i was annoying.
debates were great. i liked “his campaign has a term for that” and “i know al qaeda attacked us… i know that!”