This place is great. I am loving Coon Hardy debate camp, the way McDonalds alleges young, trendy people are lovin’ their hamburger lumps. I like the people here — they’re all interesting and cool and quick on the uptake, and I love that I spend ten hours a day getting better at debate.
Today I spent a couple hours researching General Handy’s pleas for more C-17 cargo planes. I am sure there is some wonderful crackpot out there who is positive that if we do not increase our strategic airlift capability right this second, the American military is in danger of disintegrating into its constituent molecules. I’ll find him, too. Also I went to Kafein and got me some coffee. Kafein is a beautiful, stylish little coffeeshop that gets straight to the point: they sell a drink called a Double Dumbass with eight shots of espresso in it.
At any rate I’ll be back in more than a month, because I’m heading off to Europe (eee!) after institute.
Europe? Sweetness! Maybe I’ll see you in an airport somewhere.
I love debate camp more than McDonald’s chicken sandwich.
_Quote: original entry_
[[they sell a drink called a Double Dumbass with eight shots of espresso in it.]]
Damn, why am I not in Debate?
Oh, I should read the whole entry before commenting. Europe? Whereabouts? I envy you… caffeine and Europe.
why am i no-wheres near as cosmopolitan as you? why???
military cargo planes are funny, but there should be less of them. why? because seeing military cargo planes sends my father into war story mode. (normally aging men in war story mode are fun to listen to, but my father’s military experience consists of selling graphics selling software to drunken germans. and its dull.) now, since the reduction of the overall number of military cargo planes would reduce the chance of carl hearing about how difficult it is to ride on a rickety prop-plane with no bathrooms after engaging in alcoholdrinking with germans, and carl’s well being is the center of the universe, all C-x models should be immediately torched. qed. i seriously doubt that’s a rational, logical argument, but you debate people get away with crap like that all the time. and i should be able to do it, too. qed
anush!! how long are you at camp? i’m not sure whether to send your care package anymore. is it going to get to you in time?
what am i to do with you?