The debate tournament went well, meaning I won, although tragically they didn’t rank the teams, and so no one knows (except for me, because I looked at the ballots). Am enraged. Now how are people supposed to know I am superior?
At the concession bar at the tournament, a girl came up to me and asked if she could borrow a dollar. I’m never going to see you again, you know, I informed her, but I gave it to her anyway because it was a Good Day. Also, consumer spending is good for the economy.
exchange credit card numbers.
there are too many mikes in the world. Perhaps i’ll change my name to julio.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/10/01/vanishing.southerners.ap/index.html
and its your fault