I got attacked by an enraged Frenchman in a wheelchair today. Let no one say the French are incurable pacifists.
I don’t understand people who look back to their childhood and go all nostalgic. Possibly their faulty memory is a side-effect of their arthritis, but I recall my elementary school career as the worst years of my life to date (not terribly impressive). Little kids are cruel. They haven’t acquired civilization by osmosis yet. I’m really loving the teen years, though. I’m young, and I can make mistakes. I’ll shed my skin when I go to college, and again four years later. I find that to be the most comforting when I screw up — that people won’t remember for as long as I will, anyway.
Independent Study Project (due today) is about 10% done. My topics have been varied: Japan, programming a card game, Tarot, Communism, the mass media, and now foreign policy.
I’ve got to learn how to write. I don’t write poetry for inspiration, but rather for the sake of writing poetry. My occasional lumps of prose (few and far between) are awkward and never good enough. Practice makes perfect, but I can’t stand to practice. Theoretically this journal should polish my style, but I think writing for an audience makes me sound forced. Bah!
nostaliga for one’s childhood is fun and enjoyable.
hoory english
hooray isp
hooray tarot cards
I’ve noticed that ever since he became crippled, a certain frenchman has been radiating an aura of hatred
So there isn’t a popularized Communist Tarot card game for the computer which subsequently leads to estranged foreign policy in Japan? But individually those topics sound interesting as well.
Your crippled Frenchman is far more active than my one-armed war veteran. & Poetry is fun when the words sound good in your head!
French Rage Epidemic Reaches Devastating Proportions*
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NEW YORK (Reuters**) - Stocks slipped on Thursday after reports showed that the French Rage epidemic continued its rapid spread through the United States of America. The casualty count is still unknown; however, it is estimated that 120 people have fallen victim to this terrible contagion. In the latest string of occurences, the latest victim, Anush Emelianova (15) was attacked early in the afternoon by, who sources report, Joel Hernandez Grande (16). Known to his cohorts as the “Spanish Fury,” Grande is known to have, according to close friend Carl West, “busted out frequently.” Grande is still on the loose, and police are seeking help and assistance in the capture of this man. Police have described Grande as a crippled man in a wheelchair that wears hemp necklaces, and sports long hair. He is also known to have a tattoo of a 7-11 Big Gulp container on his back. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of this man, please contact authorities at 512-459-222. Grande is suspected to be armed and dangerous.
*This may of may not have been taken out of context
**By Reuters, we mean not Reuters.
odd…the comment separator has seemed to have disappeared between fannio and i. [lame html tags that people use as emotional expressions] shrugs [/lame html tags that people use as emotional expressions]
Rofl what do you expect from the French people? ;] jk ^_^
I know what you mean about elementry and stuff though xD Especially middle school. People were horrible! But I love HS :}