Mom’s birthday present: a person made out of a bobby pin, wire, and embroidery thread holding a sign. Like one of those homeless people’s signs, only not really. Sleep.
2:47 am on Thursday, April 24th, 2003
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Mom’s birthday present: a person made out of a bobby pin, wire, and embroidery thread holding a sign. Like one of those homeless people’s signs, only not really. Sleep.
I don’t suppose your mother is 29 now, but that would have been cool.
Give your mother my best wishes and relate to her my great awe for her surviving another year. Especially since as the older you get, the lower the chances become.
Why am I staring at this knife, why is there a knife down here? A spoon? A lightbulb the size of a pingpong ball? /me sighs, there is nothing to gift, though I do hope you made her cake Anush?
Dude, in a few more months I’m turning 18.
“NOOOO YOUR NOT.” The crowed interjects! “Oh, no you’re not, you’re too stupid”
Haie, guess not…
Why is it 501 AM, dang clock, why?
-STOP TICKING!